Sometimes you have to lose yourself 'fore you can find anything.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

Cruelty is the opposite of love, and its traumatic effect, far from being reduced, is actually reinforced if it is presented as a sign of love.

By speaking in a competent and confident way, your message will sound more relevant and appropriate, reflecting you in a favorable light.

For me to sit down here, even as a Nobel Laureate and make a prediction about which science I think that will be a mistake.

There is nothing as sweet as a comeback, when you are down and out, about to lose, and out of time.

Use your faults, use your defects; then you're going to be a star.

And I'm sure after Facebook it will be the little cameras that we have implanted into the palms of our hands and we'll be debating whether we should get them, and then we'll all get them.

If you find someone attractive, you try to make them find you attractive. That is called seduction. And seduction is a bit ugly. You could say it's a bit ugly to use your charisma.

Good ideas, as we have seen, are not always well received, especially if there are too many of them.

The French don't know how to cook breakfast.

Nine years of experience is very different from one year of experience, nine times.