Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.

Three outstanding qualities make for success: judgement industry health. And the greatest of these is judgement.

Those oft are stratagems which errors seem Nor is it Homer nods, but we that dream.

There's no doubt there are issues with clay. Our issues have issues that are issues right now. That's not a secret.

There was no point in doing art if you were going to be second-rate.

never was there a thoroughly noble nature without some romance in it.

I liked 'Diff'rent Strokes' up until about the last three or four years. I was bored.

Virtue is increased by the smile of approval; and the love of renown is the greatest incentive to honourable acts.

The deepest human need is the need to be appreciated.