Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

It seems to me we have been in a rhetorical arms race in this country, with each side unwilling to lay down its weapons for fear - usually justified - the other side would beat them to a pulp.

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

Love is everything we can have because God is everything we have. God is love.

On a cooler sun on a primordial earth: "I later learned that biologists, when they are feeling jocose, refer to this as the 'Chinese Resaturant Problem'--because we has a dim sun.

Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.

Men often take their imagination for their heart and they believe they are converted as soon as they think of being converted.

Do not despair of your life. You have force enough to overcome your obstacles.

Superstition is an unreasoning fear of God.

Ants in the house seem to be, not intruders, but the owners.

The live concert industry has become corporate-ized.

In your teens, you think you know everything, and you know nothing. By your thirties, you're sure you know nothing, but you're happy with that.

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.