Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness

AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!

Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!

I couldn't believe, I felt as if, like I said, I was going to drap deed y'knaw't a mean?

I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'

Say that again, Commonwealth whit? (translation: what?) I'm no used tae hearing that.

That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man

I'm not a big drinker. I don't really drink at all. But my dad and his pals will want to have a good swally because their nerves will be in some state, man!

The greatest wonder of this world is the “Soul”. Once It is realized (attained), everything is attained!!!

Whether someone is useful only matters if you value people by their use.

and like most people who have spent much of their adult life being emotionally dishonest, I overcalculated the sympathy a final being honest would bring

The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed.

Know thou that every fixed star hath its own planets, and every planet its own creatures, whose number no man can compute.

It is the mind that weaves the dream of life, it convinces us that what we see is what is apparent and what is real, and that there's nothing else outside of our perception.

I like to have songs with me that have substance. That's missing from a lot of today's music. You might hear a song with a catchy beat, but what's it about? It's not empowering or helping anyone.

Think you can't write women? Don't. Write people and make them women.

It is only when your awareness reaches the heart that great progress from your practice is possible.

Everything's filthy. But you know what? One day it's not gonna be here. So just be glad you know what life is. You're alive. Live.