Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Conan Doyle deluded a century of readers into thinking we're all deductive geniuses.

Make sure you cut the grass low so the snakes show

In regard to the amount of difference between the races, we must make some allowance for our nice powers of discrimination gained by a long habit of observing ourselves.

Politicians, they give the visible aspect of the change, but the change, the root, the anchor are in young people.

I have forgotten my rave reviews and memorized my vicious ones - like most writers.

The country feels like it's entitled to abuse this state and forget about us, and we are sick of it.

Jesus sees our sin more clearly than anyone, yet He loves us more than anyone.

And anyone that calls me a sell-out is just jealous.

There was no more dangerous kind of madman than one who devoted a good brain and a courageous heart to unhealthy ambitions.

I go the VA Hospital when I have a problem and the doctor jumps on me.