Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

Science blasphemed when tries to eliminate scarcity in economy.

When you walk on the face of a world, then forgiveness comes.

Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.

Let us wage a moral and political war against war itself, so that we can cut military spending and use that money for human needs.

Pictures are wasted unless the motive power which impelled you to action is strong and stirring.

Men are apt to be much more influenced by words than by the actual facts of the surrounding reality

We all fall in love with the idea of a person, and then as time goes on we either accommodate ourselves to the real person or we don't.

We don't understand enough about the Islam religion and Muslim world.

Anyone can be happy by simply training their brain.

It becomes a lot better for the actors when we're 'shooting, shooting, shooting,' instead of waiting around in a trailer for something to happen.