Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

People change. Life changes. It's the way of the world. Maybe it's meant to be.

Wealth is the slave of a wise man

I see travelling as a great learning process, and my biggest dream is to travel the world.

I'm a real big celebrity. I'm this megastar.

The cause of all pain and suffering is ignorance.

I genuinely believe we have an opportunity to revolutionize how we educate our children.

Usually, English personalities are difficult; they dont take criticism easily.

Coral reefs represent some of the worlds most spectacular beauty spots, but they are also the foundation of marine life: without them many of the seas most exquisite species will not survive.

I see myself rather like an old discarded dishrag.

Its not easy for Chinese actors to do foreign films, and its not easy for foreign actors to do Chinese films.