Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

What are you worried about, Burke?""You, me, fall, friends, college, life. Nothing big.

More than any other modern tool, computers are a total mystery to their users. Most people never open them up to fix them or to see how they work.

Better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb than in the middle of some ladder you don’t, right?

Many people have delusions of grandeur but you're deluded by triviality.

You cannot embrace the action or play the role correctly if you're having someone else do the movements for you. I want to be doing it myself, unless it's going to be a train wreck.

Knowing your HIV status is such an easy thing to do, but again, we've created this stigma around even going to get tested.

It isn't what we are, but what folks think we are, that counts in this world.

If you’re truly present in this moment, then you are a Buddha. At least for this moment!

The House GOP continues to fail to address the real & serious issues thatthousands of families face each day.

The prohibition of L'shon Hara is the Jewish equivalent of the Buddhist practice of Right Speech.