Songwriting is the cheapest psychiatrist I know.

Woody Pines is the best band I ever heard in my life I swear. I'm their biggest fan now!

The Devil made me do it the first time - the second time I done it on my own

You been to school, you say you are a lawyer, you walked out of a magazine. I've been a drifter and a low-life loser, you can learn a lot from me.

I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna Be a Diamond Someday).

Shall we never never get rid of this Past? ... It lies upon the Present like a giant's dead body.

I don’t want there to be things you “love about me”, I want you to love “all of me”.

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.

Even when they're not causing injury, human-controlled cars are often driven inefficiently, ineptly, antisocially, or in other ways additive to the sum of human misery.

We are, none of us, 'either' mothers or daughters; to our amazement, confusion, and greater complexity, we are both.

The statements of atheists ought to be perfectly clear of doubt. Now it is not perfectly clear that the soul is material.

Raven: "You don't have a hot date, do you?" Alexander: "Yes. I do, as a matter of fact." Raven: "You do?" Alexander: "Yes, and it is almost ending.

I don't think about delivery. I don't think about mechanics. I just think about throwing hard.

I really do believe in the New Jerusalem. I really do believe that we can all become better than we are. I know we can. But the price is enormous and people are not yet willing to pay it.

If anyone accuses me of contradicting myself, I shall reply; I have been wrong once or more often, however I do not aspire to be always wrong.