Sooner or later the public will forget you; the memory of you will fade. What's important are the individuals you've influenced along the way.

Noodles are not only amusing but delicious.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

A party without cake is really just a meeting.

You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.

People who love to eat are always the best people.

The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude.

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.

Find something you're passionate about and keep tremendously interested in it.

I think anyone who is a carnivore needs to understand that meat does not originally come in these neat little packages.

Silence is the mother of truth.

Your spouse is not a possession you attain, but a friend in which you trust & adore.

Intelligence is the key to achieve your dreams.

Either the soul is immortal and we shall not die, or it perishes with the flesh and we shall not know that we are dead. Live, then, as if you were eternal.

The emerging whole manifests locally. It manifests in particular communities, groups, and, ultimately, in us as individuals.

Pride juggles with her toppling towers, They strike the sun and cease, But the firm feet of humility They grip the ground like trees.

The loss of my parents was definitely the hardest thing I've had to endure. I just felt really dead inside for a long time.

I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed.

Shut the door of that house of pleasure which you hear resounding with the loud voice of a woman.

People kept passing our [ with Robert Ben Garant] script around, and suddenly we had this reputation as screenwriters, which we're not - we're sketch comedy guys.