Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.

I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.

Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.

If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

There is absolutely no shortcut to success other than paying the price that its prize demands.

A face whose emotions had not yet been battered by experience.

The mind wants the world to return its love, or its awareness; the mind wants to know all the world, and all eternity, and God.

Defensively the Red Sox are a lot like Stonehenge. They are old, they don't move, and no one is certain why they are positioned the way they are.

The church is not here to meet our needs. We are the church here to meet the needs of the world.

Don't follow the crowd. The crowd doesn't get there. They just run round and around in a crazy race. It never ends.

Most of the time in married life is taken up by talk.

I've been writing about James Fenimore Cooper. He was not a writer. Here was a man who was 30 years old and had never put anything more than his signature on paper.

Victory is not always winning the battle...but rising every time you fall.

Alas, how can we help but mourn When hero bosoms yield their breath! A century itself may bear But once the flower of such a death.