Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must'vebeen something I ate.

I explained it loudand clear. What part of "meow"don't you understand?

Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase itto make you happy.

Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait--let me back in!...Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait--let me back out!

Your tummy, soft aswarm dough. I knead and knead, thenbake it with a nap.

Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.

Fine. If you insist.I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--I won't enjoy it.

What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?

Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be.-Soothsayer

If you are obliged to do something inevitable, don’t lose time to think about it, do it right away!

Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic side of truth, wisdom, is dying out.

If I can leave a single message with the younger generation, it is to lash yourself to the mast, like Ulysses if you must, to escape the siren calls of complacency and indifference.

When your spirit is free and your body is well developed, magic occurs. You are able to let go and become the play.

I'd say that about 82 percent of what I write is bad, but don't go by me; I'm as bad a judge as I am a writer. Look, if it were all good, you'd be paying twice as much for this book.

I think, charitable foundations are, in general, a good thing.

The idea of having to conform to someone else's ideal is unacceptable. I'm gonna be me. And if I can't be me, then I'd rather not do it.

I really believe people should be paid for the work that they do.