Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

There's no reason to worryI started brand new story

A lot of good days..makes a great life !!Each day is important. Plan & execute it meticulously.

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God.

I'm more interested in books than people, and I always expect everybody else to be, but they're not.

Everybody would grab a guitar and listen to somebody else and call themselves a folk singer. When they didn't know no more songs, they'd run out of them.

Bless up. Don't play yourself.

The publicis rather apt to be unreasonably discontented when a woman does marry again, than when she does not.

Beautiful isles! beneath the sunset skies tall, silver-shafted palm-trees rise, between full orange-trees that shade the living colonade.

Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death, and those who are bored to death.

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards.