Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart

Oh, you want me to lie still while you check me out? Damn, Red, if I'd have known that earlier I would've been horizontal already.

I don't have dreams and inspiration. I just want to enjoy myself.

I think you have to remember that writing is hard; my first editor used to say that to me.

The mind is not a hermit's cell, but a place of hospitality and intercourse.

Feeling better is temporary. Transformation is forever.

I feel really lucky to have found musical success before I'm 30, to be doing absolutely what I want to do. I would be quite happy if I died tomorrow.

I grew up playing in clubs - that's my spiritual stomping ground.

Loneliness is lessened when you're lonely by choice.

Think before you speak, your words could hurt someone's feeling more than you intended it to.

It was necessary that the Devil should have a representation upon the Earth, as well as God.