Sour patch kids gone wild.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

It is the artist who tries to gradually accustom people to the possibilities of a better state of things.

I have great respect for the semicolon it is a mighty handy little fellow.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

O ye rich ones on earth! The poor in your midst are My trust; guard ye My trust, and be not intent only on your own ease.

In such a strait the wisest may well be perplexed and the boldest staggered.

If you wish to prosper, let your customer prosper.

I'm selfish when it comes to work. I'm like, "Oh, that will be fun! I wanna do that!" I never think beyond my participation in a project.

In the mornings when they were in the city, they had breakfast on a card table in Jeffrey's study

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

So little time and so little to do.