South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.

We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.

Art is a visual language

[Cinema]… obeys the laws of the mind rather than those of the outer world.

I've always shown up, always been prepared. Everything I do comes back to the example I want to set.

How often have we seen politicians take a principle position only to give it up three days later? That is what makes democracy so fascinating.

Fantasies aren't reality, I know, I know, I know. Except when they are. Except when you make them into reality.

Even with the best intentions, growing apart might just be an inevitable part of growing up.

But my problem with fantasy, and horror, and related genres, is that sometimes the problems are illogical.

I'm very much inclined to be a next-chapter guy instead of a last-chapter guy.

Charlie Patton, who was born in 1891, recorded some of the very first blues. In 'Pony Blues' and 'Peavine Blues,' he manages to pile dense layers of rhythms one upon the other.

There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.