Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

The dunamis power of God equipes you to unleash your visions and that is your responsibility. You can't be responsible for what you are not equipped to do

(The Purge), ... A lot of movies say that the silence is a deadly weapon yeah.... it's true!You, never know from where somebody is going to came out and how is going to came out.

France cannot be France without greatness.

Prometheus heretofore went up to Heaven, and stole fire from thence. Have not I as much Boldness as he?

To feel abandoned is to deny the intimacy of your surroundings.

I love a really good storyline.

A leader is a reader.

I'd always wanted to work in television once I found out that they started to hire independent filmmakers to direct.

Life, I've learned, is never fair. If they teach anything in schools, that should be it.

Listen, O drop, give yourself up without regret, and in exchange gain the Ocean.