Speak when you are angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Embrace the god of love to keep away the evils of hatred.

I have the best job in the world. I wake up every morning energized at the thought of running Rio de Janeiro, the most exciting city on the planet.

As the excellence of steel is strength, and the excellence of art is beauty, so the excellence of mankind is moral character.

His eyes were still like caves with ghosts dwelling in their depths.

Public opinion's always in advance of the law.

You need to doubt your doubts & believe your beliefs.

I try to steer away from high metaphysical belief because I think we humans do best when we realize that we don't know all that much.

Oversized houses, like oversized cars, seem to be a particularly American fixation.

Honestly, we’ll compete with everybody. I love competition. As long as people invent their own stuff, I love competition.

I agree with you about the music of today. It lacks style and emotion.