Speaking from my own religious tradition in this Christmas season, 2,000 years ago a homeless woman gave birth to a homeless child in a manger because the inn was full.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

So because you are converting it, you are grabbing back your life.

If you really want to hurt, find someone who loves you.

Thy wish was father to that thought.

Usability methods are like sandpapering a chair. If you are making a chair, the sandpaper can make it smoother. But no amount of sandpaper will turn a chair into a table.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? 'Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?'

Sometimes we don't see certain things until we're ready to see them in a certain way.

Self-professed conservatives comprise about 40% to 45% of the electorate.

We should embrace our immigrant roots and recognize that newcomers to our land are not part of the problem, they are part of the solution.

I shall state silences more competently than ever a better man spangled the butterflies of vertigo.

I've learned to take time for myself and to treat myself with a great deal of love and respect, because I like me.. I think I'm kind of cool.