Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

On their deathbed men will speak true, they say.

Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world.

When a candidate walks away from a reality show, that's when you know they're serious about being president of the United States.

Never look back, never forget.

When the worst student hears about the Way, he laughs out loud. If he did not laugh, it would be unworthy of being the Way.

I think more important than law is the hearts of people.

You can't drown your troubles ... because troubles can swim.

Most of us have the residue of thousands of songs in our ears, that if you end up songwriting, I think you're mostly smoking the residue of all that material you absorbed over time.

Emotional sympathies just dry up and die as we change, and they are as mysterious in friendship as in love. It's a relationship like any other.

A very little little let us do And all is done.