Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

I love Alfa Romeos and that [Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] was tremendous.

The more you resist, the stronger you get.

Chances don't approach you, it's you who approach chances.

Understanding both the power of compound interest and the difficulty of getting it is the heart and soul of understanding a lot of things.

Ham with mustard is a meal of glory

When you leave your home, think that you have numerous opponents waiting for you (it is your behavior that invites trouble from them).

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

The best way to improve your team is to improve yourself.

Sticking to my schedule, Ive gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a Pearls Before Swine movie script for the big screen.