Spend the next few days preparing for the year ahead: Forgive everyone, let go of everything, let God take charge. Amen.

Children are happy because they don't have a file in their minds called "All the Things That Could Go Wrong.

‎"Nothing binds you except your thoughts; nothing limits you except your fear; and nothing controls you except your beliefs.

Ego says, "Once everything falls into place, I'll feel peace". Spirit says, "Find your peace, and then everything will fall into place".

People hear you on the level you speak to them from. Speak from your heart, and they will hear with theirs.

No one is any more or any less important than you are.

We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what's wrong in your life, or you can focus on what's right.

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are.

We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?

We are not here to fix, change or belittle another person. We are here to support, forgive and heal one another.

Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

YOU are the creator of your experience, therefore: all problems must be met within YOU.

The denser places get, the lower the amount of energy people use to get around it.

My heart was too big for my body, so I let it go.

The latest I like to be to meeting is 15 minutes early

With this kind of camera-phone madness we have got, moments are diluted into self-contained edited experiences.

We're spending on numerous countries - very substantial countries, you know the countries we're talking about - but we're defending them for a fraction of the cost.

I don't like my physique at all.

We are more apt to change our minds when right than wrong.

There's a bad moon on the rise.

In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good.