Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

If you help others to be happy, nobody can steal your happiness.

Images have enormous power, and images freed from deep within ourselves can change us profoundly.

The greatest distance in the world is the 14 inches from our minds to our hearts.

South Korea are pushing for a stronger way to isolate and punish North Korea for its latest nuclear test.

You never know how people are gonna receive you and especially a character that's so close to the fans in type...

You live and learn. Then you die and forget it all.

I used to think that having many material things would increase one's stock of happiness. I found that to be completely untrue. The trappings don't make the man at all.

The tall team takes the low road into the lead

Good teachers join self and subject and students in the fabric of life.

I am extremely active and conscious of not eating any processed foods.