Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The twilight seems invidious.It simply can’t let the sun hide away when darkness is just another name for night..

Memory is the sense of loss, and loss pulls us after it.

I've said my friend, not once, but twice, never trust a preety girl cause darkness waits a mile behind her smile!!

I come from that society and there is a common thread, specifically family values - the idea that you do anything for your family, and the unconditional love for one's children.

Our strife pertains to ourselves-to the passing generations of men-and it can without convulsion be hushed forever with the passing of one generation.

We don't have this huge footprint, we are less likely to be targeted as, you know, occupiers [in Afghanistan and Iraq].

The sun machine is coming down, and we're gonna have a party.

There is power in creating a small model, and then you can create an alliance of other small models.

Everything must have a beginning ... and that beginning must be linked to something that went before.

It's out there at sea that you are really yourself.