Splendid couple - slept with both of them.

Buggery was invented to fill that awkward hour between evensong and cocktails.

Scientists are treacherous allies on committees, for they are apt to change their minds in response to arguments.

I expect to pass through this world but once and therefore if there is anybody that I want to kick in the crutch I had better kick them in the crutch now, for I do not expect to pass this way again.

I'm a man more dined against than dining.

I don’t care how smart you are. You’ll never understand how little you really know until you’ve had a woman.

I discovered that when one follows the artist's eye one sees unexpected treasures in so many seemingly ordinary scenes.

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

Friendships do not grow up in any carefully tended and contemplated fashion.... They begin haphazard.

The sale begins when the customer says yes.

Giving up something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn’t giving up at all, it’s growing up.

First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.

Your word is the power that you have to create

I'm carrying an iPhone 5. I like this device. It's been impressive. I have a Windows and an Android device... I carry an iPad. I carry a Kindle... Yeah, I have a lot of devices.

If the writer does not cry, the reader does not cry.