Sports just happen to be excellent for avoiding foreign-language stage fright and developing lasting friendships while still sounding like Tarzan.

People will choose unhappiness over uncertainty.

Someday” is a disease that will take your dreams to the grave with you.

Someday" is a disease that will take your dreams to the grave with you.

Are we praying?" "If you have to ask, you probably aren't.

Plant a good seed in the right spot and it will grow without further coaxing

I said Ted Cruz has been lying because if you say something that isn't true, and you say it over and over again, and you know that it's not true, there's no other word for it.

The process of unlearning in order to relearn demands a new concept of knowledge not as thing but as a process, not as a noun but as a verb.

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

If I believed in polls, I wouldn't get up in the morning.

If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay it off with your MasterCard!

She'd like to model or maybe act or star in a magazine. Before she signs any big contracts, she better learn how to read.

God will NEVER give YOU something SOMEBODY ELSE is supposed to have

The line of life is a ragged diagonal between duty and desire.