Spring time is the land awakening.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

We want books that make our hearts beat harder... that relieve us of the agonizing burden of everyday life

Lie detection is like language there is a learning window. Telling whoppers to small children seems to be a family tradition in many families.

We are each responsible for all of our experiences.

"Let the dead bury the dead." There is not a single word of Christ to which the Christian religion has paid less attention.

Problems can only be solved by the people who have them. You have to try and coax them and love them into seeing ways in which they can help themselves.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

There's a humble beauty about listening to period instruments that I like.

When you get hard work you get success, and we put a lot of years into it.

It is better to have a sore than a seared conscience.

Intuition in chess can be defined as the first move that comes to mind when you see a position.