Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

Time, the spaces of light and dark, had long since lost orderliness.

There will always be haters. And the more you grow the more they hate

Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time... The wait is simply too long.

You're either self-appreciating or self-depreciating. There is no middle.

Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.

For all your days be prepared, and meet them ever alike. When you are the anvil, bear - when you are the hammer, strike.

If you think you can, or if u think you can't.. Either way ur correct... It's the thinking that makes it so.

Tradesmen regard an author with a mixed feeling of terror, compassion and curiosity.

More are taken in by hope than by cunning.

If you have ever been to couples therapy it's really, really challenging.