Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

If you know who you are, it reduces your fear of trials

Anger is how you feel. Hate is not letting your anger flow

The men who followed Him were unique in their generation. They turned the world upside down because their hearts had been turned right side up. The world has never been the same.

We arrive at the various stages of life quite as novices.

I think the key is to realize that life is temporary and spending life questioning life is a waste of time.

The best things in life are not seen or heard ... but felt with the heart.

When you were riding on the crest of a wave, youwere most likely to be missing out on something.

When it's working, what acting is really about is getting into the essence of a moment in a creative, joyous way - through whatever frees you up.

Going to car racing school was phenomenal.

What makes humility so desirable is the marvelous thing it does to us; it creates in us a capacity for the closest possible intimacy with God.