St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents in the bonnet, which distinguished it from the more common and less powerful XR3i.

Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s day.

Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette sink.

You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!

A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp.

Your toaster’s a puff.

Your values create your internal compass that can navigate how you make decisions in your life. If you compromise your core values, you go nowhere.

I write awe-thoughts flowing in my mind.

Every single important thing we do is something we didn't use to be good at, and in fact, might be something we used to fear.

I want to go slow, baby, I really do, " he whispered at the side of her neck. "But I'm not going to be able to this first time." "Thank heavens.

Through the fields and daisies and tall warm grass, my Lord Jesus as time meets eternity our lives will be perfect, and will never pass holding on forever a love that has no end.

I think God gave us senses of humor, and we should use them.

My dad is so unique in what he does. It's not like I'm taking a torch from him and doing his thing. I hope I've carried from him a little bit of a sense of irony, a little bit of a wink.

The other guys are selling certainty. Not me. I'm on the corner with doubt.

The artist in our time has two chief responsibilities: (1) art; and (2) sedition.

I'm not trying to have my whole life out there in the media.