Stache’s attack was perfectly timed, thanks to his veteran-pirate grasp tactics—and a big piece if luck.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

If I told you that I imagine love to be a two-way mirror, which side of the mirror would you imagine me standing on?

I could say it all began with my mother.

We have 200, 000 kids a year who drop out of the French school system and have no hope. They become a drag on society.

That's exciting because to create new value in the robot space quickly, you need to stand on the shoulders of other technological developments.

I like challenges that test your ingenuity.

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams?

I was offered a free villa in Hollywood, but I said no thank you, I prefer to live in Italy.

I played a bass player and a singer in a movie once, but I totally lip-synced to everything.

We're quite lucky that we've got political freedoms. We should be using them.

No matter how great the script, the actual film will only be a distant relative of it - it will never be an identical twin.