Stage is really hard work. You've got to do it every night. Not like doing it once and walking away.

Challenge yourself; it’s the only path which leads to growth.

I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice.

I once heard a wise man say there are no perfect men. Only perfect intentions.

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time.

Don't be different just for different's sake. If you see it differently, function that way. Follow your own muse, always.

How are we going to get rid of racism? Stop talking about it!

Donald Trump is the Honey Boo Boo of rich people.

Attacking People With Disabilities is the Lowest Display of Power I Can Think Of

Never let pride be your guiding principle. Let your accomplishments speak for you.

The highest power is the human mind. That's where God came from and my belief in God is my belief in myself.

In the minds of their peers, too often students become caricatures of themselves.

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted.

On taking office, Obama promised the 'most transparent' administration in history; yet his record as president has been anything but transparent.

I have been singing for as long as I could talk.

When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat.

To think that so much comes to so little, to think that life is really short.

My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that.

We Call Them the Brave who likely were reluctant to be brave.

You are making better progress than you realize.

The appointment of a woman to office is an innovation for which the public is not prepared, nor I.