Stan Musial, who said, Why didn't they make me the first Polish pope? I was such a good Cardinal. Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

You can hide things from the world, but you can never hide things from time.

There are very few good examples of effective, nurturing leadership that unlocks people's potential or even enthusiasm.

Even top caliber hospitals cannot escape medical mistakes that sometimes result in irreparable damage to patients.

A person can't choose where he's born. But he can choose where he spends his life.

I'm a big fan of 'Glee.' I think it's really smart. And I think it's well-timed. But you can't not be surprised at the reception this show's received. It's really something else.

The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.

[W]e are almost always in one place with our minds somewhere quite other.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man.

Don't underestimate yourself. You are capable of more than you can ever imagine.

With our mortal minds we should seek from the gods that which becomes us.