Stand-up, I find it really difficult. It's not really my thing.

I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?

Life in California is beautiful.

I watched TV religiously when I was a kid, but nowadays - with the Internet - there's so many people writing about TV on the Internet, that everything's sort of under a magnifying glass.

Quality attracts quality. People want to be on a good show.

I am Cuban, my parents are Cuban, and I was not adopted.

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

I guess, yeah. I've always loved improv. It's my thing. I really like it, but I also think it has to be done well.

I think a lot of people, they don't love their jobs but they don't hate them enough to quit. So they're like, "Eh."

I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance.

I've always loved improv. It's my thing.

Everyday we can't connect but GOOD THINGS may be connected

A justice-thirsty country needs nothing but justice, neither bread nor anything else, only justice!

When arguing with a fool, make sure the opponent isn't doing the exact same thing.

I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.

Fear is a sneaky thief, stealing away precious moments of your life.

I was born to love you with every single beat of my heart. I was born to take care of you every single day of my life.

Donald Trump is basically giving voice to a lot of people who have felt that they were voiceless.

The thing that awakens the deepest fountain of gratitude in a human being is that God has forgiven his sin.

I simply want you to give to yourself as much as you give of yourself. By taking care of yourself financially, you will truly be able to take care of those you love.

I find that when I come out of the library I'm in what I call the library bliss of being totally taken away from the distractions of life.