Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors.

I'm the guy with the good attitude towards menstruation.

I think we carry around the idea of being a Kid in the Hall as part of our identity. It's a big part of how we see ourselves now.

There's something about strip malls that just reeks of my childhood.

In a lot of ways, it was a huge relief, not being a member of a troupe, being able to make your own decisions and kind of live your own life.

NBC is working with a team of astrophysicists to create a new day of the week.

And I met Paul Simms while I was making 'It's Pat', and he later wound up casting me in 'NewsRadio'.

When I was in school, all our history books were American, so we learned American history, not Canadian history.

I like the sitcom, as a structure.

I grew up in the suburbs of Toronto, where everything was in a strip mall.

Really, it's only been since the '70s that Canadians have had any pride in their country.

Don’t break a neck looking up for God. Try looking down at inspiring human deeds.

I often feel sorry for people who don't read good books

When you do something because you're angry, you almost always do the wrong thing.

I have often walked down this street before but the pavement never held my star before... all at once I'm three stories high, knowing I'm on the street where it lives.

People invest in your ability to deliver to them a more favorable future.

This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a **** about New York when elephants are being killed?

I've always believed that dreams were both the love letters and the hate mail of the subconscious.

The Amish like to live a very plain lifestyle, the way they think God intended. It sort of brings you back to, like, 'Little House on the Prairie' days or something.

Work organizes life. It gives structure and discipline to life.

The Vietnam memorial is a masterpiece. The names of the dead are listed there, chronologically. Just the names.