Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax, in any way shape or form.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault- they watched the foot come towards their face.

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

In summer, we grow younger and stay young forever.

There is nothing so eloquent as a thing well done.

Poetry is another name for a person’s telling of the self, existence and what is beyond, and one’s own perceptions.

Every choice is a renunciation. Indeed. Every choice is a thousand renunciations. To choose one thing is to turn one's back on many others.

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika.

Everyone is built for running.

We write poems / as leaves give oxygen - / so we can breathe.

I just started going to shows. I don't know how submerged I am: I feel guilty that I don't get out more, but I really like being inside the house.

Man-made global warming was a potential serious threat, and NASA wanted Congress to fund new satellites to study the problem. It was a team effort to get that accomplished.

Don't think about what the market's going to do; you have absolutely no control over that. Think about what you're going to do if it gets there.