Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

Yeah.You got me through

The real pleasure-seeking is the combination of luxury and austerity in such a way that the luxury can really be felt.

The future of the Republican Party, all the different folks looking to lead the Republican Party at the national level in the future, recognize we should do immigration reform.

It is a glorious occupation, vivifying and self-sustaining in its nature, to struggle with ignorance, and discover to the inquiring minds of the masses the clear cerulean blue of heavenly truth.

The men who succeed best in public life are those who take the risk of standing by their own convictions.

Los Angeles makes the rest of California seem authentic.

When I'm singing a song, I picture somebody in particular. A lot of it is to a guy.

I actually don't think that there is a connection between the survival instinct and a hunger for immortality.

Coming Home had been made before and Apocalypse Now and Deer Hunter, different kinds of movies.

Chris Cooper I got to work with many times.