Standards are declining left and right, and it doesn't matter. It's whatever is necessary to prop up Obama.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Remember Whose You Are.

With languages, you are at home anywhere.

As soon as you seek to inspire others, it inspires the best in you.

My mother gave up a good part of her career to look after me.

You shouldn't call then anything. They're poor unfortunate people who cannot help the way they look.

You can tell someone who doesn't have love in their life, then someone who is in love.

A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.

It is an awful lot harder, Tony told me, to convince people you're sane than it is to convince them you're crazy.

The 2-D movie works as well as the 3-D movie. I want to make sure that people like the 2-D version. It's not a gimmick. It actually improves the viewing experience, but the movie stands on its own.

My dream is to find a guy who'll love me despite my flaws and won't turn away from me when a perfect girl walks by. Maybe a boy like that doesn't even exist.