Star Wars is not entertainment. Star Wars is George Lucas masturbating to a picture of Joseph Campbell and conning billions of people into watching the money shot.

Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

Part of what makes us human is what we mean to other people, and what people mean to us.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.

Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.

Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.

Conscience is like a pet: If you spoil it by too much attention it'll start yipping at the most inopportune times.

Love exalts because it is exalted.

What the advertisements are telling us on TV is not the truth. Life is not about comfort.

Wonderland was wonderful, but without a counterbalance, it could turn it's inhabitants completely insane.

Think of the long trip home. Should we have stayed home and thought of here? Where should we be today?

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

Later our dreams begin catching fire around the edges, they burn like paper, we wake with our hands full of ash.

Music was not a big deal to me when I was in middle school. And then I slowly became a big jazz fan. Even more than concerts, a lot of my high school time was spent going to jazz clubs in the city.

Our Father in Heaven needs you to be who you are. ... You are very important.

Battles that last five minutes spawn legends that live a thousand years.