Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck.

I come prepared with the white suit and stethoscope, Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep BEEP. Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap.

Now my helmet's on, you can't tell me I'm not in space.

Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp.

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?

Shakespeare's gone, don't even think about it.

Tough like a Ukulele.

I've always been a direct guy.

If you want to say you got to take a woman out to a fancy restaurant, I write songs about hey I'm not taking you to a fancy restaurant, I wanna take you to McDonald's.

You need a bad operation. Gimme the scissors, hammer, flame.

Cordelia! stay a little. Ha! What is't thou say'st? Her voice was ever soft.

Kate realized she had a grave problem. She was infatuated. Or mildly insane. Possibly both.

Some years ago there was a study to discover the most stressful occupation. It turned out not to be the head of a large business, football manager or prime minister, but rather: bus driver.

I can only hope to be 10 percent of the mom mine was to me. She encouraged me to be confident and enjoy life. That's what I want for my son.

What world lies beyond that stormy sea I do not know, but every ocean has a distant shore, and I shall reach it.

Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

A quiet mind is more important than a positive mind.

Analysis and synthesis are both as necessary to the thinking spirit as inspiration and expiration to the organism.

A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.

I'm more relaxed. I know I have difficulties with some verbs. But if they get me, they get me. And if they don't understand me, they don't understand me.