Start off each day with a song.

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.

Everybody wants to get into the act!

My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.

All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.

What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.

I closed my eyes and turned my face into the cold wind. When I felt it swept along my skin there was no past. No future. Just now.

The subconscious mind is aware of the many worlds unfolding in each moment.

If I were wrong, wouldn't one be enough?

I try not to deprive myself of anything. I don't do the low-carb thing or anything like that.

If it can be done digitally, do it.

God deliver me from my friends! I'll take care of my enemies myself.

No man will be present in those mysteries, yet all men will kneel, no man will be potent, important, yet all men will feel what it is to be a woman.

Truly, when I say the show has given me everything, it's given me everything.

I think the reason why I'm the person who I am today is because I went through those tough times when I was younger.

It doesn't help to fight crime to put people in prison who are innocent.