Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.

If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.

She was simply Asha, a woman on her own. Had the situation been otherwise, she might not have come to know her own brain.

The whole game was about confidence, as it always was. Everything was fine—until it wasn't.

If you want to kill giants, hang around a giant killer. It rubs off.

Isn't everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?

We use a lot of creativity and new technology, cutting edge things to use in our church, but really what it comes down to is God changing a life.

Shura...are you...in love with me?" "Turn to me," Alexander said. She turned. "Tatia, I worship you. I'm crazy in love with you. I want you to marry me.

I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes.

The sun is the only safe nuclear reactor, situated as it is some ninety-three million miles away.

The heart of manipulation is to empathize without being touched.

The cardinal maxim is, that any aid to a present bad Bank is the surest mode of preventing the establishment of a future good Bank.