Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

It is not that we have so little time but that we lose so much. ... The life we receive is not short but we make it so

I think of death only with tranquility, as an end. I refuse to let death hamper life. Death must enter life only to define it.

devotion, admiration and trust. No words really needed for such feelings. As all creatures know of theseunique colors in the rainbow of Love....

Give peace a chance.

Costume design allows you to do a different type of research and create characters, whereas in fashion, you create an image and clothing for the masses.

Want freedom? Get organized. Want to get organized? Get creative.

You have seen how a man was made a slave; you shall see how a slave was made a man.

The church lives because it witholds the results of the historical Jesus-research from you

Greece is a bleak, unsmiling desert, without agriculture, manufactures or commerce, apparently. What supports its poverty-stricken people or its Government, is a mystery.

Help, master, help! here's a fish hangs in the net, like a poor man's right in the law; 'twill hardly come out.