[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The reality and the deception are the ‘perceptions’ as of colors- say of black and white in this multicolored world.

You never see the Future coming, You only Realize you are in the Future

My hope is not in riches but in him who richly provides.

Now, the people of Florida can't stand him [Marci Rubio]. He couldn't get elected dogcatcher.

Free markets select for winning solutions.

Smart technologies are not just disruptive; they can also preserve the status quo. Revolutionary in theory, they are often reactionary in practice.

I'll never be a good writer, and no chance of being a good actor.

So, go talk to flowers about bulls and such," Aphrodite said. "I'll go talk to flowers," Stevie Rae said.

The long, cold Minnesota winters instilled in me a fascination for exotic far off places; I aspired toward a career in tropical diseases and world health problems.

To doubt is worse than to have lost; And to despair is but to antedate those miseries that must fall on us.