Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.

I love a good non sequitur.

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.

Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent.

The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.

You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere.

There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.

When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.

I sit under the weeping willow to watch the hanged man divine his truth.

Not the last time in Western history, the revolutionaries armed themselves with a new religion to steel themselves for greater outrageous.

I don't want to just go to the playoffs, I don't want to go to the playoffs and win the first round, second round, and not win the whole thing because it's bittersweet.

You've changed," he said. "You're-uh-" "Yes?" "Taller." "I hope so. I was ten the last time you saw me." "And your hair's really dark now-and short," he added.

The higher a man stands, the more the word vulgar becomes unintelligible to him.

The more I read my poems, the more I find out about them. I still read them with the same passion I felt when I wrote them as a young man.

It's really hard to balance work and being a mother.

It's a divine art to be cheerful.

Many say they can't get God's guidance, when they really mean they wish He would show them an easier way.

The person of truth must be covered with bodyguards of lies.