Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

If heaven is tolerant and writers are allowed (bunch of liars though they are), I wonder if they gather for coffee to ponder the prose they should have written instead.

Some part of me knew that was important. That once it would have mattered terribly to me.

I'm quite into listening to music and not doing anything else.

For before this I was born once a boy, and a maiden, and a plant, and a bird, and a darting fish in the sea.

People have said things about me, and wrote and criticized me about things in the past, but it goes in one ear and out the other.

I've found out that falling in love doesn't have anything to do with time. It can take a year or an instant. It happens when it's ready to happen.

Human kindness is like a defective tap, the first gush may be impressive but the stream soon dries up.

If we are silent when we should speak, we are not living the Discipline of silence. If we speak when we should be silent, we again miss the mark.

I'm just a huge fan of Joe Carnahan. He's such a charismatic individual and somebody that just applies every part of himself to the project he's in.

Fear cannot be banished, but it can be calm and without panic; it can be mitigated by reason and evaluation.