Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

Why do they call it losing your virginity, anyway? It's Not Like I don't know where I left it." "You'd be surprised how many people don't.

Even in the grave, all is not lost.

Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.

Growing old-it's not nice, but it's interesting.

I try to remember that the job - as well as the plight, and the unexpected joy - of the artist is to embrace uncertainty, to be sharpened and honed by it.

Scottish football is full of hammer throwers.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

I don't understand how people live without creating.

As water shapes its flow in accordance with the ground, so an army manages its victory in accordance with the situation of the enemy.

If you're doing live-action, you have to learn how to actually do whatever it is that you're doing. If you're doing voice-over, you can fake it.

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