Stay home on Election Day ... for the sake of the nation

Halloween is a liberal holiday because we're teaching our children to beg for something for free. … We're teaching kids to knock on other people's doors and ask for a handout.

Is the president purposefully using propaganda and hyperbole to garner the American public for support?

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively.

I have liberal friends. They are misguided, they are wrong. I disagree with them. I don't want them to vote. I want them to go on vacation in November.

The U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth.

The only thing I believe is individual responsibility doesn't mean the government is the answer to ever fear and every problem every individual has. We are the masters of our own destiny.

I am a total loser, in every aspect of my life. I rarely go out.

It doesn't say anywhere in the Constitution this idea of the separation of church and state.

I never got a job from a poor person.

I think there's definitely billions and billions in waste, fraud and abuse. There's billions that can be generated in the economy by eliminating the bureaucracy.

All the world loves a ghost. The evidence of that simple statement can be found by looking in nearly every direction.

There is no journalist without opinions, and there's no real objectivity, but we can strive toward it.

And the seriousness with which the other party takes my words always raises the doubt whether I have taken them seriously enough myself.

Once you get into debt, it’s hell to get out. Don’t let credit card debt carry over. You can’t get ahead paying eighteen percent.

People who think that once they are converted all will be happy, have forgotten Satan.

There is no praise we have not lavished upon prudence; and yet she cannot assure to us the most trifling event.

That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired.

I'm standing here saying that those who miss the boat now, will miss it forever. So if you want to be in Africa, think about investing.

My work as a human being is to quiet my mind, open my heart and do what I can to relieve the suffering with as much wisdom, skill, whatever I got.

You are either alive and proud or you are dead, and when you are dead, you can't care anyway.