Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

Don't write to sell, write to tell.

It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.

Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.

If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.

Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.

My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around crappy people and try to turn them around.

Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.And killing people.

He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.

You have really nice teeth, ” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.

We stand strong, or we cower. We emerge victorious, tempered by our trials, or fractured by a permanent, damming fault line.

Pearl Harbor caused our Nation to wholeheartedly commit to winning World War II, changing the course of our Nation's history and the world's future.

one has to give a great deal of oneself to animals if one is to get the best out of them.

You have to hope that your opponents are unlucky. Never only rely on your own luck.

One side of the street is a Church; across the road is a liquor store. Both of 'em keepin us poor.

Heaven wheels above you, displaying to you her eternal glories, and still your eyes are on the ground.

Life is not a fist. Life is an open hand waiting for some other hand to enter it.

At The Huffington Post, we thought of the front page as a one-stop shop for everything you'd need in news.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

All writers are egomaniacal, manic-depressive, drug-addicted alcoholics. You want to have that fix again.