Staying together is a challenge. We all have to accept qualities in other people that aren't always exactly what we want or need.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Fear of death is worse than dying.

Step by step Moment by moment We live through Another day

Animals interest me more than anything else.

It is time to lay to rest the notion that germs jump into people and cause diseases.

If you don't let things develop, it's like keeping something in a bag and not letting it out to fly

One thing changes every evening: It's the audience, and I'm working my magic. I'm always learning from it.

There's no reason for unhappiness if you're living with nice design.

i've come to deliver some bad luck -train heartnet

Children live in the same world we do. To kid ourselves that we can shelter them from it isn't just naive it's a vanity.

I am a freeman and jolly as a beggar.